- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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