Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's 9+10? 19

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What did the car do? CRASH!

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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