- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Your all fags

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

david what a baghead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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