- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

AIDS

You see how lame this is?

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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