- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Knock knock. Racism.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

vaginas are pretty!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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