Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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joke

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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