- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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