What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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