- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

david what a baghead

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

spell backwards: taco cat

hi will

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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