- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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