- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

david what a baghead

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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spell backwards: taco cat

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