- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

you know whats funny... nothing.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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