- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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