- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

I'm Jewish

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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