- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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