What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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This one time at band camp....

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Penis

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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