Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Women's rights

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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