What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Membean

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

A Jew! Bless you.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

penis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Neither have I

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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