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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

I had sex with my mother in law

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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