Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Membean

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Women's rights

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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