How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

thumb_up thumb_down -20

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

thumb_up thumb_down -20

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -22

kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What happened to Liam? He Died.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

i have to pee out my ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops