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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

There's my tractor.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

How much Is a free app on my market?

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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