Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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