- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

This is not a joke or is it

Women's rights.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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