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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Bean.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

the asian kid gets an F

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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