Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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... i forgot the joke :p

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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