How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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