- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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