Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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