A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

A guy trips a blind man.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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