A guy trips a blind man.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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homework

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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womens rights

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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