- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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