Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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a man said hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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