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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Romans rights.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Justin Bieber got laid

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.