- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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