- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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