A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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