Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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A mans opinion.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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