One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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