Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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You see how lame this is?

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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matty russel are you on here

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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