Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Women's rights

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Donald Trump

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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