Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Donald Trump

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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penis

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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