3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Samraj.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

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