Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

A midget walks under a bar

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Justin's humor

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Black people

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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