Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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