Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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knock knock

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Anti Joke

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