- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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