What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

nipple

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

The BCS

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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