- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

There's a car about to hit me.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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