A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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