Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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