I had sex with my mother in law

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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canada

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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