Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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