What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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You're welcome!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What's 9+10? 19

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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DESERT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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