why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Jerry.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What comes after 23? 24.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

suck my balls mr.garison

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...