Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

i have to pee out my ass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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