Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Dylan is gay

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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